{"id":100,"date":"2005-07-21T13:46:11","date_gmt":"2005-07-21T18:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/?p=100"},"modified":"2005-07-27T16:55:42","modified_gmt":"2005-07-27T21:55:42","slug":"laptop-virus-definitions-76-months-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/2005\/07\/21\/laptop-virus-definitions-76-months-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Laptop virus definitions 76 months old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the <a href=\"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/?p=67\">old laptop I mentioned that I was getting<\/a>? Well, I got it.  The bad news is that it has no PS\/2 port so I can&#8217;t use it in my <a href=\"http:\/\/thebrokenjoystick.com\/pictures\/mp3jukeboxes\">MP3 jukebox<\/a> like I wanted to &#8211; the <a href=\"http:\/\/thebrokenjoystick.com\/pictures\/mamehack\">keyboard hack<\/a> I have done is only for a PS\/2 keyboard. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s something funny though&#8230;.when I boot it up it says the virus definitions are <strong>76 months old<\/strong>. GEEZ! I wonder if that is a record for the most out-of-date virus scanner?<\/p>\n<p><small><br \/>\nGeek Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/geek\" rel=\"tag\">geek<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/virus\" rel=\"tag\">virus<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/laptop\" rel=\"tag\">laptop<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/notebook\" rel=\"tag\">notebook<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/comedy\" rel=\"tag\">comedy<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/funny\" rel=\"tag\">funny<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/humor\" rel=\"tag\">humor<\/a><br \/>\n<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the old laptop I mentioned that I was getting? Well, I got it. The bad news is that it has no PS\/2 port so I can&#8217;t use it in my MP3 jukebox like I wanted to &#8211; the keyboard hack I have done is only for a PS\/2 keyboard. Oh well. Here&#8217;s something funny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/myvogonpoetry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}