I’ve had this sitting in draft for ages so I figured I’d just publish it as-is – feel free to add your favorite song lyrics too in the comments.

• “Doin’ you is like doin’ time” – The Connells, “Doin’ You”
• “If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?” – The Lemonheads, “Bein’ Around”
• “Crime don’t pay unless you don’t get caught” – Paul Warner, “Mexico”
• “I’m so indie that my shirt don’t fit” – MC Frontalot, “Indier Than Thou”
• “3D fresh not 2D-frutti” – MC Lars, “Hurricane”
• “both revered and passe, like Madonna” – MC Frontalot, “Braggadocio”
• “I lost you, but I found country music” – Ballboy, “I lost you, but I found country music”
• “The glove compartment is inaccurately named and everyone knows it.” – Death Cab For Cutie, “Title and Registration”
• “I could hide out under there. I just made you say ‘underwear’.” – Barenaked Ladies, “Pinch me”
• “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun. – Sir Mix-A-Lot, “Baby Got Back”
• “Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon” – Vanilla Ice, “Ice, Ice, Baby”
• “I’m the man they love to hate, the J.R. Ewing of Seattle” – Sir Mix-A-Lot, “My Posse’s on Broadway”
• “thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me” – Eric B and Rakim, “Make Em Clap To This”

Feel free to add your favorite song lyrics in the comments.