Hilarious offer for web design services

I posted recently on Candy Addict looking for someone to redesign the site completely (via a WordPress theme) and one of the responses I got via my contact form was so funny I just had to share. This is the actual email I received – I can’t make this stuff up. I only changed the “NICKNAME” of the guy.

Is this the latest internet scam? I kept waiting for the line where he says he is the son of the webdesigner for the king of Nigeria. Or maybe he is a spy and “webdesigner” is his secret identity? I feel all James Bond-ish. Maybe it’s just that he’s French, but since when are the French so secretive and covert?

Hi Brian,

This is my proposal to you, valid till Jan-10:
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PROPOSAL:
I will design a new candyaddict.com prototype portal (about 2/3 of the definitive one) before the end of January.

If you like my new candyaddict.com prototype portal, we will negotiate then the fee/payment (50/50 should be ok), and then we will work for the definitive design.

No compromise from you, nor from me, but I will appreciate that if you contract another web-designer you notice it to me asap to stop any further job.

No pre-fees.

This definitive job could be ready to publish & promote at the end of February.

I understand that your main income from candyaddict.com comes from referrals, this implies a special strategy in design and marketing tools/implementations to promote the portal, and this is included in my design offer.

I will not send you for now a portfolio, nor an identifiable identity, but my nickname “NICKNAME”.

I will not invoice you, you will pay me in any e-currency as e-gold.com or similar. If you really need an invoice, I will be forced to charge you an extra fee of about 500 US$, and my invoice will come from a “STATE webdesign inc.”

Please note that my native language is french, so I might need from your team some text-syntax final check, or I can order it myself for an extra fee.

No personal meetings, no phone contact, only e-mail.

Final fee should be around 1000 US$.
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Let me know your comments about this proposal.

NICKNAME
Webdesigner

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4 thoughts on “Hilarious offer for web design services

  1. tdinoz

    lol Yeh I believe you when you say
    This is the actual email I received – I can’t make this stuff up.

    what a tool this “nickname” is

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  2. blinkerson

    “nickname” in a couple countries would also be known as a:

    toss-pot (England)
    stain (Australia)
    f*****g w****r (Outback Australia)

    …but I digress.

    Actually, the only part I felt sounded normal was, “Let me know your comments about this proposal”, the rest is a successful attempt at wasting your time and giving us a laugh.

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  3. clinton

    any e-currency eh? Why not that WoW gold or that 2nd life game’s currency. This scammer really found his niche. I guess scammers are found everywhere where money is to be “made”. The vogon poetry site looks nice!

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