I have met my new favor liquor and its name is Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka. We first tried it at a local pub and it was quite tasty so we thought we’d try and find it in the local ABC Store. Good lord this stuff is good. It’s brewed in South Carolina with tea grown in South Carolina and cane sugar from Louisiana. The bottle suggested mixing it 50/50 with spring water or lemonade and since we had some Crystal Light lemonade in the fridge we tried that.

Oh. My. God. Delicious. Barely tastes like alcohol but my wife and I were feeling the effects in no time. They also make some other variations but honestly, I’ll stick with the Sweet Tea Vodka or Lemon Sweet Tea Vodka. It’s supposedly only available in the states near SC right now but it’s going nationwide. Look for it soon.

• Firefly Vodka (major points off for the all Flash site, guys)

I’ve had this sitting in draft for ages so I figured I’d just publish it as-is – feel free to add your favorite song lyrics too in the comments.

• “Doin’ you is like doin’ time” – The Connells, “Doin’ You”
• “If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?” – The Lemonheads, “Bein’ Around”
• “Crime don’t pay unless you don’t get caught” – Paul Warner, “Mexico”
• “I’m so indie that my shirt don’t fit” – MC Frontalot, “Indier Than Thou”
• “3D fresh not 2D-frutti” – MC Lars, “Hurricane”
• “both revered and passe, like Madonna” – MC Frontalot, “Braggadocio”
• “I lost you, but I found country music” – Ballboy, “I lost you, but I found country music”
• “The glove compartment is inaccurately named and everyone knows it.” – Death Cab For Cutie, “Title and Registration”
• “I could hide out under there. I just made you say ‘underwear’.” – Barenaked Ladies, “Pinch me”
• “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun. – Sir Mix-A-Lot, “Baby Got Back”
• “Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon” – Vanilla Ice, “Ice, Ice, Baby”
• “I’m the man they love to hate, the J.R. Ewing of Seattle” – Sir Mix-A-Lot, “My Posse’s on Broadway”
• “thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me” – Eric B and Rakim, “Make Em Clap To This”

Feel free to add your favorite song lyrics in the comments.